You were enlightened by a dream.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You have restored power.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You have found every manuscript page in the game.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.

You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You put your imagination in its place.

You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.

You made short work of the tornado.

You took a weird detour through your imagination.