Finish the tutorial

Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel

Collect all crow skulls in the fields

Smashing some crates with your head might solve the barn's puzzle..

Pass your abandoned minecart driving test

Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses

Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines

Make some magic mushroom music!

Collect all crow skulls in the swamp

Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)

Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown

Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard

Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard

Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List

Kill the Wizard + Get the Amulet = Profit

Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.