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Obtain Knifey.

Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

Obtain Sweezy.

Defeat Krubis.

Obtain the Jetpack.

Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Defeat Dr. Giblets.

Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Obtain Lezduit.

Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.

Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

Watch Globo's rise to fame.

Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.

Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.

Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.

Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.

Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.

Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.

Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)

Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.

Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.