Begin Chapter One.

Give the school hamster a Twonkie.

Restore the electricity at the dam.

Witness Betty's meltdown.

Begin Chapter Three.

Execute the bank heist.

Burn down the tiki bar.

Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."

Begin Chapter Five.

Watch the entire credits sequence.

Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.

Get the director to fire Wilburforce.

Only take back what is yours.

Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.

Obtain Poseidon's trident.

Visit Pam's basement.

Have Betty spend too much time underwater.

Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.

Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.

Wait for the plane's engines to stop.

Make Betty take a leap of faith.

Examine Betty's diamond one too many times.

Witness the fall of autumn's last leaf.

Interact with the Kamehameha sign one too many times.

Meet Sir Rockington, Ben's pet rock.

Bring Betty back from the dead.

Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.

Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!

Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)

Learn the hard way that your actions have consequences.