Player has successfully whooped all available bottom in the game; earning this elusive title!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Have three grogs in total

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Kill your first IRS guy

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Eat 500 Gnomes

Collect at least 100 eggs

Read a book from a bookshelf

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Get full strength when Level Up

Get full luck when Level Up

Make the Bard play another song

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Kill 500 enemies

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Kill yourself with metal bars

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses