Play 3 games in the Free-for-All matchmaking queue.

Find 10 costume pieces

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

You befriended your father.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.