Bought First Interior Item.

Caught first shark.

Opening Campaign in the USA completed.

Play a match in UT with a squad that has players from both male and female leagues

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

1 h Accident-Free Driving.

Reached Bronze Level in Cooksta.