You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Craft an item from Tier 4 materials in all non-masterwork slots in single-player mode.

Enter the heart of the Solasan temple.

Defeat 2,500 enemies in single-player mode.