Fashion Sense
Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material
3/19/2009
11:01:18 PM
Common 86.3%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
3/19/2009
9:54:10 PM
Rare 12.7%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
3/19/2009
9:44:24 PM
Rare 29.9%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
3/19/2009
9:41:22 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
3/19/2009
9:39:18 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
3/19/2009
8:48:07 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
3/19/2009
8:46:11 PM
Rare 14.4%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
3/19/2009
8:41:02 PM
Rare 17.6%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
3/19/2009
8:37:26 PM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
3/19/2009
8:37:19 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
3/19/2009
8:35:14 PM
Rare 15.3%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
3/19/2009
8:08:13 PM
Rare 12.3%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
3/19/2009
7:29:28 PM
Rare 19.8%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
3/19/2009
7:08:41 PM
Rare 16.9%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
3/19/2009
6:48:24 PM
Rare 11.2%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
3/19/2009
6:28:20 PM
Rare 28.7%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
3/19/2009
6:13:36 PM
Rare 29.4%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
3/19/2009
6:03:00 PM
Rare 17.7%