Complete all two-star missions in the Mirage Arena.

Clear Terra's story mode.

Finish first in all Rumble Racing courses.

Beat all opponents in Fruitball.

Clear the prologue, "The Land of Departure."

Win a round in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer in under 2 minutes.

Sit through the end credits

Turn off the television

Play Maniac Mansion

Vacuum up a hamster

Microwave the frozen hamster

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Get Fred to sign the contract