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Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Turn off the television

Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Kill 100 enemies with Fury attacks.

Kill 10 zombies in a row with headshots.

Complete act IV.

Complete act III.