You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

In Buried, be their pawn.

Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet in Single Player or Special Ops.

Relieve a Blaze of its rod.

Befriend five wolves.

Travel by minecart to a point at least 500m in a single direction from where you started.

Construct an Enchantment Table.

Construct a Dispenser.

Use planks and sticks to make a hoe.