You took a little elevator ride.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You made the train engine run out of steam.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.