Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
8/7/2010
6:27:17 AM
Very Rare 9.7%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
8/7/2010
6:24:56 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
8/7/2010
6:06:50 AM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
8/7/2010
6:04:57 AM
Rare 14.4%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
8/7/2010
6:01:28 AM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
8/7/2010
6:01:20 AM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
8/7/2010
5:59:15 AM
Rare 15.3%
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
8/7/2010
5:54:33 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
8/6/2010
11:18:08 PM
Rare 12.3%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
8/6/2010
11:02:34 PM
Rare 12.7%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
8/6/2010
10:53:08 PM
Rare 11.2%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
8/6/2010
10:39:39 PM
Rare 16.9%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
8/6/2010
9:50:44 PM
Rare 19.8%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
8/6/2010
9:30:43 PM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
8/6/2010
9:28:37 PM
Rare 17.7%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
8/5/2010
4:04:45 AM
Rare 17.6%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
8/5/2010
3:55:53 AM
Rare 19.5%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
8/5/2010
3:27:49 AM
Rare 20.1%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
8/5/2010
3:11:50 AM
Rare 30.8%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
8/5/2010
3:06:23 AM
Rare 26.0%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
8/5/2010
3:03:17 AM
Rare 25.6%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
8/5/2010
3:00:12 AM
Rare 36.6%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
8/5/2010
2:54:46 AM
Rare 28.4%