You'll Float, Too
Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain
2/17/2025
4:21:18 AM
Rare 34.3%
Disk Jockey
Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.
2/17/2025
4:04:58 AM
Rare 23.3%
The Worst Achievement Possible
Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List
2/17/2025
3:59:41 AM
Rare 34.7%
Ain't no rest for the wicked
Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard
2/15/2025
4:04:47 AM
Rare 36.5%
The Bigger They Are...
Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)
2/14/2025
10:59:48 PM
Rare 38.1%
Whack-a-Mole
Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)
2/14/2025
10:27:16 PM
Rare 40.1%
Curse of the Scarecrow
Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows
2/14/2025
4:14:29 AM
Common 73.9%
Crash Boo-ndicoot
Smashing some crates with your head might solve the barn's puzzle..
2/14/2025
4:05:15 AM
Common 80.1%
