Complete Part I Of The Story

Captured Kaffarov

Captured Al Bashir

Failed to prevent the attack

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.