Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

You befriended your father.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You've spent $500.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.