Be pretty

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Kill 10 enemies with the Mobile Turret missiles in "Fission."

You've farted on people 100 times.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Complete "Atlas."

Complete "Induction."