Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
6/28/2009
8:52:16 AM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
6/28/2009
8:50:11 AM
Rare 17.7%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
6/28/2009
6:26:39 AM
Rare 26.0%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
6/27/2009
8:19:00 PM
Rare 19.5%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
6/27/2009
8:00:33 PM
Rare 19.8%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
6/27/2009
7:08:33 PM
Rare 25.6%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
6/27/2009
7:02:39 PM
Rare 40.4%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
6/27/2009
6:38:31 PM
Rare 25.8%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
6/27/2009
6:24:30 PM
Rare 28.7%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
6/25/2009
7:03:52 PM
Rare 17.6%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
6/25/2009
6:52:09 PM
Rare 38.8%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
6/25/2009
7:51:16 AM
Rare 28.7%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
6/25/2009
7:48:56 AM
Rare 42.2%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
6/25/2009
7:34:03 AM
Rare 14.4%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
6/25/2009
7:31:25 AM
Rare 24.1%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
6/25/2009
7:17:23 AM
Rare 36.6%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
6/25/2009
7:14:28 AM
Common 70.9%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
6/25/2009
7:04:57 AM
Common 82.0%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
6/25/2009
7:04:20 AM
Common 82.1%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
6/25/2009
7:03:48 AM
Common 86.3%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
6/25/2009
7:00:58 AM
Common 97.3%