You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Welcome, Norman! - Remember the time it was at the park and what Shaun was wearing

You have joined the KKK.