QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

You checked out some important messages.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!