You made friends with half of South Park.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Craft a Common Item in any Mode

Presented the right evidence to the judge on the first try.

Saved Sugiura with less than 10 seconds left.