The Path of Waiting
“Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”
12/20/2018
3:51:54 PM
Rare 35.0%
Nice Day
Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.
12/20/2018
3:04:40 PM
Rare 20.8%
In Need of Assistance
Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.
12/20/2018
2:57:44 PM
Rare 27.2%
Vengeance Satisfied
The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.
12/20/2018
2:56:05 PM
Rare 28.7%
Begone!
The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.
12/20/2018
2:51:51 PM
Rare 20.1%
Thus is Thy Fate Sealed
With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.
12/20/2018
2:43:00 PM
Rare 20.8%
A Bargain to Make
“Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.
12/20/2018
2:41:39 PM
Rare 21.5%
Fountain of the Faithless
“Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”
12/20/2018
2:38:06 PM
Rare 32.7%
Out of the Deepening Darkness
Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.
12/20/2018
2:36:12 PM
Rare 29.1%
Into the Deepening Darkness
The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.
12/20/2018
2:30:28 PM
Rare 23.5%
The Long Way
“Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.
12/20/2018
2:28:55 PM
Rare 33.1%
The Back Door
Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.
12/20/2018
12:13:00 AM
Rare 22.6%
…Bearded Travelers
The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.
12/20/2018
12:01:28 AM
Rare 36.5%
Getting Your Beards Wet
The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.
12/19/2018
11:59:37 PM
Rare 21.7%
Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife
“Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.
12/19/2018
11:57:13 PM
Rare 24.2%
Great Barnacled One
It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.
12/19/2018
11:49:15 PM
Common 55.1%
Barber
Kill an enemy by thumping them into a helicopter in the Mini City map
12/19/2018
12:43:26 AM
Ultra Rare 0.4%
Hometown
Complete a match on Hometown with at least 5 downs or executions
12/18/2018
4:36:58 PM
Ultra Rare 4.0%
Capitol
Complete a match on Capitol with at least 5 downs or executions
12/18/2018
9:49:52 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%