Long and short, far and near, each span has its year.

The fat monk failed, for he spoke too much.

The beetle came with drumbeats' call, and left with waves' gentle fall.

Of all things to learn, you chose to play with fire?

Fresh brew in an old cask. May it stir a great task!

The old monkey has told his tale. Onward you must go.

With friends like this who needs enemies?

You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Complete the game on "Standard" or higher.

Defeat Stage 2 Nemesis.

Collect all weapons in the campaign.

Withstand the zombie siege.