Have Purple-rarity gear or better equipped in every slot.

Reach level 50.

Revive someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list.

Hit 10000 times!

Hit 8000 times!

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)