Whoopise!
The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.
2/13/2025
7:52:48 PM
Common 64.3%
Spank the Bishop
...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.
2/13/2025
7:52:16 PM
Common 78.3%
The End #2
You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’
2/13/2025
7:45:20 PM
Rare 42.4%
The End #1
...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
2/13/2025
7:43:38 PM
Rare 48.2%
The End #3
and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.
2/13/2025
7:40:40 PM
Common 50.7%
First Blood
Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.
2/13/2025
7:36:45 PM
Common 73.8%
Win the Talent Show
Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!
2/13/2025
7:31:54 PM
Common 50.8%
King for a Day
I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.
2/13/2025
7:21:03 PM
Common 53.4%
Make a Friend
The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.
2/13/2025
7:20:11 PM
Common 53.5%
Swapsies
Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.
2/13/2025
7:15:36 PM
Common 52.5%
Appease the Devil
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.
2/13/2025
7:13:36 PM
Common 52.6%
Magician's Assistant #3
Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...
2/12/2025
8:46:57 PM
Common 55.3%
Magician's Assistant #2
The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.
2/12/2025
8:40:38 PM
Common 55.8%
Who's a good boy!?
The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.
2/12/2025
8:16:18 PM
Common 66.7%
Magician's Assistant #1
Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.
2/12/2025
8:12:28 PM
Common 63.3%
Abuse Democracy
I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.
2/12/2025
7:52:51 PM
Common 74.2%
That's all we could afford
Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back
2/12/2025
6:09:44 PM
Common 78.8%
While simultaneously no earned
Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead
2/12/2025
5:18:21 PM
Common 75.2%
