Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
2/17/2010
12:52:41 PM
Rare 15.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
2/17/2010
11:55:29 AM
Rare 16.9%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
2/17/2010
11:18:25 AM
Rare 19.8%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
2/17/2010
11:15:54 AM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
2/17/2010
11:13:47 AM
Rare 17.7%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
2/17/2010
10:45:39 AM
Rare 19.5%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
2/17/2010
9:56:58 AM
Rare 20.1%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
2/17/2010
9:41:05 AM
Rare 25.6%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
2/17/2010
9:32:37 AM
Rare 25.8%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
2/17/2010
9:24:42 AM
Rare 40.4%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
2/17/2010
9:24:02 AM
Rare 28.4%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
2/17/2010
9:10:25 AM
Rare 29.9%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
2/17/2010
9:00:56 AM
Rare 28.7%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
2/17/2010
9:00:11 AM
Rare 28.6%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
2/17/2010
8:52:55 AM
Rare 28.7%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
2/17/2010
8:42:14 AM
Rare 42.2%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
2/17/2010
8:39:47 AM
Rare 30.8%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
2/17/2010
8:32:59 AM
Rare 26.0%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
2/17/2010
8:08:25 AM
Rare 29.4%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
2/17/2010
7:47:48 AM
Rare 38.8%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
2/17/2010
7:45:21 AM
Rare 36.6%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
2/17/2010
7:14:02 AM
Common 70.9%