You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have joined the KKK.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Rack up a 20 score multiplier.

Kill 1000 Manbirds.

Complete 100 Accomplishments with your Virtual Pro

Have a substitute score a goal in Career Mode

Score from inside the box with a player with the Poacher Speciality

Score 5 goals in one Arena kick-about