Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
7/1/2011
5:52:11 PM
Rare 30.8%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
7/1/2011
5:49:25 PM
Common 70.9%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
7/1/2011
5:30:04 PM
Common 86.3%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
7/1/2011
5:15:11 PM
Common 82.1%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
7/1/2011
5:15:04 PM
Common 82.0%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
7/1/2011
5:13:23 PM
Common 97.3%
Thermal Energy Reactor
Accumulate a combined total of more than 99999 units of thermal energy.
6/30/2011
9:53:12 PM
Common 51.1%
