Thus is Thy Fate Sealed
With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.
4/4/2025
1:11:31 AM
Rare 20.8%
Begone!
The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.
4/4/2025
1:02:58 AM
Rare 20.1%
A Bargain to Make
“Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.
4/4/2025
1:01:05 AM
Rare 21.5%
Nice Day
Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.
4/4/2025
12:43:52 AM
Rare 20.8%
In Need of Assistance
Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.
4/4/2025
12:31:51 AM
Rare 27.2%
Vengeance Satisfied
The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.
4/4/2025
12:27:16 AM
Rare 28.7%
Fountain of the Faithless
“Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”
4/4/2025
12:19:19 AM
Rare 32.7%
Getting Your Beards Wet
The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.
4/4/2025
12:13:41 AM
Rare 21.7%
The Back Door
Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.
4/3/2025
11:55:50 PM
Rare 22.6%
Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife
“Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.
4/3/2025
11:53:41 PM
Rare 24.2%
…Bearded Travelers
The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.
4/3/2025
11:47:23 PM
Rare 36.5%
Into the Deepening Darkness
The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.
4/3/2025
11:45:41 PM
Rare 23.5%
Out of the Deepening Darkness
Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.
4/3/2025
11:33:58 PM
Rare 29.1%
The Long Way
“Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.
4/3/2025
11:32:29 PM
Rare 33.1%
Great Barnacled One
It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.
4/3/2025
11:26:51 PM
Common 55.1%
Bomb Magnet
Hit three bombs and score over 250 after all bonuses in arcade mode
4/3/2025
5:03:42 PM
Rare 47.0%
Under Achiever
Get a score less than 20 after all bonuses in arcade mode
3/31/2025
6:37:00 PM
Rare 17.9%