Play a match in UT with a squad that has players from both male and female leagues

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've farted on people 100 times.