You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended your father.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.