You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Achieve the Most Valuable Player award in an Online match

Win an Online match

Score a goal while reversing in an Online match

Reach Wave 10 in each mission of Special Ops Survival mode.

Kill 30 enemies with headshots

Kill 20 enemies with a brutal combo

Finish a Juggernaut with a knife.

Kill 2 enemy helicopters without getting hit in a Special Ops Survival game.

Kill 10 enemies with headshots

Kill five enemies with a brutal combo

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat