Find the shady merchant

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Run naked on the football field

Find That clown

Run on the beach in slow motion

You touched the servers

Consume a parasite and unlock a new power - is it meant to wriggle the whole way down?

Lick the croissant

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Unlock the Capra Erectus

Start the Alien invasion

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier