Mushroom River: Leave Eruptor on a raft to ride down the river alone

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

Win the title bout!

Knock out 5 enemies before the fourth bounce.

Serve a ball that bounces 100 times.

Score 25,000 points with a single serve.

In a level with at least three enemies, knock everyone out with the first serve.

Get into the vent system.

Buy an item off of an inmate. (outside of the tutorial)

Complete the tutorial

Complete Cradle of Creation on any difficulty

Spill 1,000 pints of blood