You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Complete memory sequence 8.

Kill 4 enemies in a row using multi-pistols.

Craft the Hunter outfit.

Complete memory sequence 6.

Explore all underwater shipwrecks.

Capture all forts.