Gargoyle
Complete level 38.
(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)
2/9/2025
6:42:04 PM
Common 74.1%
Alien
Complete level 37.
(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)
2/9/2025
6:33:27 PM
Common 74.2%
Briefcase
Complete level 36.
(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)
2/9/2025
6:12:40 PM
Common 74.7%
Bat
Complete level 35.
(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)
2/9/2025
6:00:51 PM
Common 74.9%
Fried Chicken
Complete level 34.
(...eggs used in coating the breading?)
2/9/2025
5:51:30 PM
Common 75.0%
Treadmill
Complete level 31.
(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)
2/9/2025
5:37:04 PM
Common 75.2%
Flower
Complete level 30.
(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)
2/9/2025
5:25:30 PM
Common 75.5%
Arcade Machine
Complete level 29.
(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)
2/9/2025
5:13:53 PM
Common 75.5%
Wrestler
Complete level 28.
(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)
2/9/2025
5:06:56 PM
Common 75.8%
Sherlock
Complete level 27.
(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)
2/9/2025
4:57:09 PM
Common 76.4%
Noodle Bowl
Complete level 26.
(Could be ramen. Could be pho. Could also be spagetti in an absolutely outrageous but delicious portion of sauce. All are good.)
2/9/2025
4:50:36 PM
Common 77.2%
