You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Enter an End Portal.

Use a saddle to ride a pig, then have the pig get hurt from fall damage while riding it.

Own 15 purchased or rewarded clothing items