Again? Keep track of your kids!

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on four major authority figures.