You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've spent $500.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.