You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

Assassinate a Target without getting spotted.

Use a customised character in-game.

Loot 100 Biohazard items

Confuse or charm an enemy into defeating another enemy

Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

Down 10 enemies