You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

You checked out some important messages.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You changed batteries 100 times.