You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game without selling any items.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

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You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Complete the game.