Track down and apprehend the serial killer.

Enter Hulk's Arena on the World War Hulk table!

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.