Pull a turnip out of the ground with a crush attack, then hit it with a jump kick

Obtained all trophies

Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Defeated Maliketh the Black Blade

Defeated Godskin Duo

Defeated Fire Giant

Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Defeated Shardbearer Mohg

Defeated Commander Niall

Put on a stylish hat.

Okay: three, two, one, let's jam!

Swat it real good.

Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations