Stay in the black market for 1 minute.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.