Get the brown wig

Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations

Place first in 50 different VR/Alternative missions

Catch a glimpse of Vamp standing in the streets of New York during the end cinematic

Defeat Metal Gear RAY

Find Emma Emmerich

Meet President James Johnson

Learn the location of the president

Lure a guard with a girlie magazine

Break the neck of 30 enemies

Get the bandana

Acquire the digital camera

Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants