The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
11/24/2024
10:16:08 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
11/24/2024
1:28:28 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
11/24/2024
1:14:04 AM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
11/24/2024
12:39:54 AM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
11/24/2024
12:33:53 AM
Ultra Rare 1.5%
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
11/24/2024
12:23:35 AM
Ultra Rare 1.6%
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
11/24/2024
12:08:29 AM
Ultra Rare 0.3%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
11/23/2024
10:21:16 PM
Rare 10.1%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
11/23/2024
10:02:58 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
11/23/2024
8:47:24 PM
Ultra Rare 1.8%
Fashionable Climber
Acquire a melee weapon, ranged weapon, armor, and artifact while climbing the tower.
11/23/2024
2:00:19 PM
Rare 32.1%