You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.