Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
2/3/2020
12:35:03 AM
Very Rare 7.1%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
2/2/2020
11:58:52 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
2/2/2020
11:19:43 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
2/2/2020
11:08:08 PM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
2/2/2020
10:59:01 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
2/2/2020
10:43:58 PM
Rare 10.1%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
2/2/2020
8:19:42 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
2/2/2020
8:16:39 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
1/29/2020
11:03:16 PM
Rare 16.5%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
1/29/2020
10:55:08 PM
Rare 15.2%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
1/29/2020
10:53:41 PM
Rare 15.3%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
1/29/2020
8:46:58 PM
Rare 21.8%